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  1. CTD says:

    One advantage of the scooter over the bus, in San Francisco anyway, is that the scooter probably contains less pee.

    • jwz says:

      I don't think you've thought this through.

    • Derpatron9000 says:

      I'm unsure you understand the definition of the word 'probably'. Many animals literally piss on anything free standing or propped up against something. Bird have solved a non problem here buy giving them more options.

  2. CTD says:

    I'm open-minded. If you have a pro-pee argument I'm all ears.

    • jwz says:

      There is literally no chance that unattended scooters left piled on sidewalks and in gutters are not peed on more than Muni is. Dogs alone will take that one over the top. They might as well paint them with a target.

  3. Derpatron9000 says:

    Hold up, the video showed what I assume was genuine footage of some clown ploughing i to pedestrians who were crossing at a cross walk and he says "sorry, but you guys didn't look?". If a anyone sees this guy give him a punch in the cock from me.

    • M.E. says:

      Him and every bicyclist who rides without holding the handlebars. Fuck those guys (and they're 90% guys). Look, we get it, you're a 30 year old man who learned a trick every five year got tired of back in the 80s. It's always smug, tall, entitled douchebags. And make no mistake about it, they are saying by their abstention, "I am literally unable to control my bicycle so get out of my way." Every time I see one of those despicable fucks I just watch them ride down the street in hopes they get doored or suffer some other mishap but it never seems to happen. Oh well, the world is unfair.

  4. internetimal says:

    Imagine if these weren't laden with technology to reduce their usefulness.

  5. George Dorn says:

    I look forward to them coming to my city. These should be a great source of 18650 cells for legitimate projects. Just be sure to crack them open away from home, or figure out a quick way to kill the cellular uplink.

  6. M.E. says:

    So has anyone tried just picking up a few dozen of them and dumping them on the front lawn of the CEO?

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