Scenes From Alexandria's Growing Magician Problem

Vexed Egyptian Antiquities Ministry Says Black Sarcophagus Not Full of 'Juice for Mummies'

Mal: Whatever was in there fed on the three warriors who held it down while the sarcophagus was sealed.
jwz: Original body of the cacodaemon we now know as "Internet".
Mal: Born from the Blind Idiot God, the Black Pharaoh, the Howler in the Dark, the Crawling Chaos, the Internet.

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3 Responses:

  1. Will says:

    This sounds a whole lot like a bootleg Fugs lyric

  2. Cat Mara says:

    Newsflash: Remains of Nyarlathotep's spice bag found, film at 11.

    • James says:

      Have we learned nothing from our culture's heavily colonized and in need of deolinization depictions of the dangers of Egyptian archaeological relics?

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