Quick, sue someone for hurting your feelings. Justin Bieber, maybe? He's tapping into that sweet, sweet Baldwin money.
Bicyclists have replaced obese people as a politically correct target for derision. Haters gonna hate. Only question is which demographics can you hate without being called out as cretin.
That guy who last year intentionally swerved to take out a group of bicyclists in Marin? He got 18 months for what was essentially multiple counts of attempted murder. The reason the prosecution went for a lighter charge was because they rightfully expected the jury contained a few bike haters. https://sf.streetsblog.org/2018/07/09/marin-motorist-receives-light-sentence-for-running-down-cyclists/
This fat person can emphatically state that your proposal is not true.
Your bike is bad and you should feel bad.
I bought an extremely lame bike saddle last week. It does look comfy, though.
Sounds like a job for Bicycle Feelings Repair Man!
Might be cropped and is in fact a "lame bike lane".
Bikes can't be lame, ever.
I guess I assumed it was doing that bottom-to-top reading order you sometimes see on street markings, and was actually "BIKE LAME". As in a comment that the bike lane was sub-standard.