As the saying goes, the act of wanting to run for office should automatically disqualify you.
Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here].
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The California primary voter guide arrived today. Governor candidate Johnny Wattenburg’s statement reads simply “why not?”
Back during that shitshow of a recall campaign, one candidate summed up the situation by submitting as his qualifications, "I breathe."
Probably more compelling than Gray Davis, though.
This platform moods me. I wasn't going to vote this time, but after reading that statement, I believe some things to be true.