Lorem Ipsum Party states their case

4 years ago
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7 Responses:

  1. robert_ says:
    4 years ago at 3:58 am

    As the saying goes, the act of wanting to run for office should automatically disqualify you.
  2. rc says:
    4 years ago at 4:16 am

    Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here].
  3. Will says:
    4 years ago at 5:53 am

    Welcome to local election communication on behalf of the British Unionist and Conservative party. The loyal party of government on behalf of her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II...
  4. thielges says:
    4 years ago at 9:38 am

    The California primary voter guide arrived today. Governor candidate Johnny Wattenburg’s statement reads simply “why not?”
    • Nathan Roberts says:
      4 years ago at 10:53 am

      Back during that shitshow of a recall campaign, one candidate summed up the situation by submitting as his qualifications, "I breathe."
  5. Other Jamie says:
    4 years ago at 6:07 pm

    This platform moods me. I wasn't going to vote this time, but after reading that statement, I believe some things to be true.