Lorem Ipsum Party states their case

3 years ago

Tags: big brother, doomed, the future

7 Responses:

1. robert_ says:

   3 years ago at 3:58 am

   As the saying goes, the act of wanting to run for office should automatically disqualify you.

2. rc says:

   3 years ago at 4:16 am

   Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here].

3. Will says:

   3 years ago at 5:53 am

   Welcome to local election communication on behalf of the British Unionist and Conservative party. The loyal party of government on behalf of her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II...

4. thielges says:

   3 years ago at 9:38 am

   The California primary voter guide arrived today. Governor candidate Johnny Wattenburg’s statement reads simply “why not?”

   • Nathan Roberts says:

     3 years ago at 10:53 am

     Back during that shitshow of a recall campaign, one candidate summed up the situation by submitting as his qualifications, "I breathe."

     • Tim says:

       3 years ago at 2:34 pm

       Probably more compelling than Gray Davis, though.

5. Other Jamie says:

   3 years ago at 6:07 pm

   This platform moods me. I wasn't going to vote this time, but after reading that statement, I believe some things to be true.