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"Project Maven" is the DARPA boondoggle by which Google has become a defense contractor (the one that has gotten some press because a dozen or so Google employees recently resigned over it).

It's a gigantic boondoggle, so it's not clear what all falls under its umbrella, but it sounds like something like, "We have collected so much data with our Cybers, why can't I hold all these limes? Maybe rub some of that AI or the Neurals onto it??"

Which probably translates to, "Take your ad-targetting snake-oil and repurpose it to execute brown people with drones". You know, kind of like how Wehrner von Braun aimed for the stars, but mostly hit London.

So, this is their logo.

The motto is something like, "we're here to help".

In a long history of DOD mission patches... this is certainly one of them.

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Waffle Boats

The thing that annoys me the most about this season of Legion -- and wow, there is a lot that annoys me about this season of Legion -- is the Waffle Boats. They sit across from each other! That's not how sushi boats work! It's a loop! Someone would have to crawl under the table every time!

The dude with the cane would be like, "Really? You're gonna make me crawl under again? Let me sit on this side this time."

IT IS A TERRIBLE DESIGN FOR A RESTAURANT.

I mean, ok, also this season has also reached a Twin Peaks level of self-indulgent incoherence in almost every other respect as well.

But it's the waffle boats that really bug me.

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How To Impregnate a Rhino

Since rhinos are so large, ultrasound won't work through their bellies or flanks.

You have to go in through the rectum, which means there is, quite literally, a lot of shit in the way. The rhinos' trainers have conditioned each animal to defecate in the yard before the procedure, but Pennington and Durrant still have to spend a fair amount of time scooping poop out. Once they're done, they insert a rounded probe that's the size of two fingers, and is taped to a foot-long long PVC pipe.

The pipe, I suggest to Pennington, surely means that your arm's not going in there.

"Oh, it is," she tells me. A rhino's ovaries lie deep within its body, and the left one, for some reason, lies deeper than the right. For the left ovary, Pennington typically ends up shoulder-deep in rhino. The animals aren't sedated during any of this, but they seem unperturbed. "I'm sure the sensation is very odd at first," says Pennington, "but the size of their fecal boluses are definitely larger than the diameter of our arms."

It helps that white rhinos are docile and sociable by nature. "They're like big puppy dogs, who just want to be petted," says Pennington. "They'll kick a leg out when you're scratching their belly, and you're afraid they'll fall over because they really get into it."

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Voter Guide

The June 2018 BAS Voter Guide:

Seeing as the election is less than a month [week] away we figured it was time to put out our voter guide help you decide who and what to vote for on Tuesday, June 5th 2018. Absentee ballots should be hitting your mailboxes very soon so you can look at this guide while filling yours out, or print it to take to the booth on election day.

These are all solid recommendations.

I'm on the fence about Leno or Kim as first choice or second choice; I'd be happy with either of them. The important thing is that you not vote for Breed, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Ron Conway.

Where the mayoral candidates stood on regulating Airbnb:

In 2015, activists put a measure on the ballot, Prop. F, that would have blocked illegal listings. State Sen. Mark Leno supported it. So did Sup. Jane Kim. Sup. London Breed did not. [...]

By the time SF finally cracked down, Airbnb was an international monster of a company, with so much revenue that San Francisco didn't matter as much. Conway will get his huge windfall, the damage to the local housing stock was done (the people who were evicted to make room for illegal Airbnb units are gone) -- and now everyone in town wants to say they were tough on tech companies. (I'm sure David Chiu and Scott Wiener will use the same argument in future campaigns.)

But there is an actual record here.

(And don't just select the same name three times: that's not how ranked-choice voting works.)

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Robogorilla

Tom Woodruff, Jr.:

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Hoffman Lenses

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Eudora

Computer History Museum releases Eudora source code:

The discussion with Qualcomm for the release of the Eudora source code by the company's museum took five years. In the end, they decided not to simply grant a license, but to transfer ownership of the code, the Eudora trademarks, the copyrights, and the Eudora domain names to the Computer History Museum (CHM). The transfer agreement allows us to publish the code under the very liberal BSD open source license, which means that anyone can use it for either personal or commercial purposes.

The source code we are distributing is what we received from Qualcomm, with only the following changes:

  • addition of the CHM copyright notice and the BSD license
  • sanitization of "bad words", mostly in comments, as requested by Qualcomm
  • removal of third-party software that neither the museum nor Qualcomm has the right to distribute

The Windows version of Eudora is written in C++. The source tree consists of 8,651 files in 565 folders, taking up 458 MB. There are both production ("Eudora71") and test ("Sandbox") versions of the code.

The Macintosh version of Eudora is an entirely different code base and is written in C. The source tree consists of 1,433 files in 47 folders, taking up 69.9 MB.

Download.

Those obscenities in the comments are historically significant and I want to read them!

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Last Lamp Standing: Philippe Starck, the Lonesome George of street lamps.

Shout out to the last member of an extinct species, the one remaining Philippe Starck street lamp on Howard Street. There used to be 15 or 20 of them, but all but one were removed in 2016 when the interminable Moscone rebuild began in earnest.

From 2016: Here's what the Philippe Starck streetlamps look like turning on. Nearing 20 22 years old, this time-lapse video shows what they look like when they swivel down just before dusk.

Designed by French designer Philippe Starck, who has reimagined everything from windmills to toilet brushes, the lampposts stand ramrod straight up during the day, only to swivel down at dusk, then back up again at 7 am. But only the lucky get to witness these lights drop down. Until now.

Though sleek and contemporary, the lights did not cost the city a dime. According to a 2010 New York Times article, "The lamps were priced at $22,000 each, but San Francisco received them at no cost because JCDecaux wanted to display its products at the June 1997 U.S. Conference of Mayors at the Moscone Center."

In 1996, then mayor Willie Brown, during a visit to Paris, became enamored with the lamps during a visit to the JCDecaux factory in Plaisir, France. When he came back to the city, he wanted a few of them installed. And back then, whatever Brown wanted, he received. Free of charge, no less.

So, funny story.

Remember that time someone offered to give me the Moscone BSOD-o-Tron?

Well, a couple of years ago I was chatting with a friend who works at SFDPW about the never-ending "9 San Bruno Rapid Project", which took away our parklet for over a year. My friend mentioned that the sidewalk-widening was also going to mean some reconfiguration of street lights on 11th Street, which led to me lamenting the loss of the Starck street lamps. My friend said, "Yeah, they're not planning on re-installing those. All of them are just sitting in one of our warehouses."

My immediate reaction was, "OMG, if they're not putting them back on Howard, how do we get those re-installed on 11th Street? Can we redirect 'fix the 11th Street lamps' to 'install the Starck lamps here' instead??"

I didn't really expect anything to come of that, but a couple weeks later my friend said, "Well I asked around, and... one of my superiors said in a round-about, 'I was never here, this conversation did not happen' kind of way, 'What's it worth to you for one of those to fall off the truck?'"

I didn't pursue it, because "falling off the truck" is not a great way to get a street lamp installed on a public street. But that sure wasn't the answer I expected.

Incidentally, you can still get a 27" tall table lamp version for only $6,600. And that's the "used and slightly broken" price.

Philippe Starck Table Lamp for JCDecaux. In 1992, Philippe Starck worked with JCDecaux to develop a revolutionary street lamp, Streetlight, a striking yet functional solution to illuminating the city streets. With its pivoting head rotating from the vertical to the horizontal, the light is positioned upright during the day, then slowly moves to an angled position to light up the street as night sets in. When turned on arm extends just like the street lights. This timeless design is currently installed in 10 locations across Denmark, France, Uruguay and USA.

Arm goes up, but does not return, has to be done manually. Wear consistent with age and use.

Just in case you were laboring under the illusion that I am hard to shop for.

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Tank

Tank. Making of. Maximum effort!

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More Trolleys, More Problems

@mcclure111:

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT AI: Since AI can be perfect and process much faster than humans, it can be massively safer than humans. Human drivers will probably be so much worse they'll be outlawed!

ACTUAL AI: We concluded brakes were distracting users from the ad flow so we removed them.

THE TROLLEY PROBLEM: A trolley barrels down a track. A control program must decide whether to turn a switch, killing a person, or do nothing, killing three. The control program was developed in 3 weeks by a team which quit the company last year and never got docs for the sensors.
There was an employee who advocated putting up rails to discourage people from walking on to the tracks so often but she was fired for being a "bad culture fit".

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