Privacy Win! Facebook Is Adding A 'Protect My Data' Button That Does Nothing But Feels Good To Press

And for users who want to feel absolutely certain that their data is safe even though it still won't be, after 10 straight clicks, a message will pop up with a very deep voice announcing, 'LOCKDOWN. ULTRA SECURE.'

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3 Responses:

  1. MrEricSir says:

    Speaking of clicking on something ten times, I'm still mad Clickhole discontinued Achievement Hole. I demand my "Clicksman's Apprentice Badge" be restored!

  2. nwildner says:

    Plot twist: The button will make a ROT13 on your Facebook session, making shoulder surfing more difficult...
    ...if you aren't fluent on ROT13, that's another matter to be handled by another security button.

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