What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

Throat
  • Open safety pin
  • "Swallowed staples because 'aliens told her to'"
  • "Swallowed earring in her sleep that was in mouth when she fell asleep"
  • "Swallowed a pen because no one paid attention to him"
  • "Found after swallowing 1/2 pack of gum in room at home, empty wrappers everywhere"
  • "Injured after eating charging end of cell phone"
  • "Swallowed 3 plastic push-pins in a dare at school, won $15"

Vagina

  • "Was cleaning self in shower when found a tampon in vagina. concerned that there is another tampon in vagina"
  • A piece of rusty metal
  • Silicon balls. Patient states is for "you know, for when your husband leaves town"
  • "On period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim"
  • "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina"
  • "Using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls & the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls"

Rectum

  • Peanut butter jar
  • "Stuck a toy up his rectum because he thought he was constipated"
  • "At a party having fun with his male friends when one put a shot glass up his rectum"
  • Plastic vibrating dildo, can not turn off
  • "Attempted to dislodge a dildo from his anus using a letter opener"
  • Cigar tube to relieve hemorrhoids
  • "Feeling lonely, used a mascara container in plastic bag, put in rectum"
  • "Was drinking with friends and 'got to experimenting,' Air freshener container stuck in anus"
  • "Sat in bathtub and felt something go into her anus"
  • Cat food can
  • "Water bottle in rectum, does this to reduce anxiety"
  • 3 AA batteries
  • 2 AAA batteries
  • D battery
  • "Patient said i have a coin in my ass from a month ago"

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5 Responses:

  1. Editer says:

    ... damn near killed him.

  2. eSyr says:

    One of the longest "previously" sections, btw.

  3. pavel_lishin says:

    "Sat in bathtub and felt something go into her anus"

    Just slipped on in, it did.

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