What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

Throat

• Open safety pin
• "Swallowed staples because 'aliens told her to'"
• "Swallowed earring in her sleep that was in mouth when she fell asleep"
• "Swallowed a pen because no one paid attention to him"
• "Found after swallowing 1/2 pack of gum in room at home, empty wrappers everywhere"
• "Injured after eating charging end of cell phone"
• "Swallowed 3 plastic push-pins in a dare at school, won $15"

Vagina

• "Was cleaning self in shower when found a tampon in vagina. concerned that there is another tampon in vagina"
• A piece of rusty metal
• Silicon balls. Patient states is for "you know, for when your husband leaves town"
• "On period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim"
• "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina"
• "Using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls & the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls"

Rectum

• Peanut butter jar
• "Stuck a toy up his rectum because he thought he was constipated"
• "At a party having fun with his male friends when one put a shot glass up his rectum"
• Plastic vibrating dildo, can not turn off
• "Attempted to dislodge a dildo from his anus using a letter opener"
• Cigar tube to relieve hemorrhoids
• "Feeling lonely, used a mascara container in plastic bag, put in rectum"
• "Was drinking with friends and 'got to experimenting,' Air freshener container stuck in anus"
• "Sat in bathtub and felt something go into her anus"
• Cat food can
• "Water bottle in rectum, does this to reduce anxiety"
• 3 AA batteries
• 2 AAA batteries
• D battery
• "Patient said i have a coin in my ass from a month ago"

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