Thirteenth Human Foot Washes Ashore

5 years ago

"The authorities have identified eight of the 12 feet as belonging to six people, and none died by foul play."

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7 Responses:

1. Leigh Klotz says:

   5 years ago at 12:47 pm

   It's Tanis #keeplooking

2. Michael Sternberg says:

   5 years ago at 3:08 pm

   The authorities have identified eight of the 12 feet as belonging to six people, and none died by foul play.

   As they say in Improv: Yes, And … So, where is the list? Darned lazy journalism!

   A cursory search at least reveals more clues as of 2016-02-09:

   Fifteen feet have washed up on the shores of B.C. and Washington State since 2007 — the latest incident was in Seattle in 2014.

   "I believe most of these were determined to be suicides," said Brown. None of the B.C. cases involved foul play.
   …
   It appears the foot disarticulated naturally from the rest of the body, a result of prolonged immersion in water, the Coroners Service said in a release.

   So what's the current foot count now – 16 or 13?

   • margaret says:

     5 years ago at 4:33 pm

     difficult to tell - they grow new ones on the foreheads of the victims.

3. Geoff Smith says:

   5 years ago at 5:10 pm

   Eight of the twelve feet belonging to six people, and if two of the feet leave a train station traveling at 70 miles per hour....

4. bq Mackintosh says:

   5 years ago at 8:29 pm

   Music: Bone Machine -- The Pixies

5. Jef Poskanzer says:

   5 years ago at 9:41 am

   My initial theory was that these had drifted over from the 2004 Indonesian tsunami, but since they are still showing up that is not viable.

6. Steve Jones says:

   5 years ago at 1:52 am

   https://twitter.com/guardianworld/status/941016164691578882