Heigh ho
Who is there
No one but me my dear
Please come
Say How do?
The things I'll give to you
A stroke as gentle as a feather
Heigh ho
I am here
Am I not young and fair
Please come
Say How do?
The things I'll show to you
Would you have a wondrous sight
The midday sun at midnight...
Heigh ho
Who is there
No one but me my dear
Please come
Say How do?
The things I'll give to you
A stroke as gentle as a feather
Heigh ho
I am here
Am I not young and fair
Please come
Say How do?
The things I'll show to you
Would you have a wondrous sight
The midday sun at midnight...
The war on Christmas starts right fucking here.
One day, I saw a child playing with a Nintendo Switch the size of a tangerine.
1. Some Elves want to stop the world burning. (But happen to burn shit in trying to get this.)
2. Ho ho ho, and Merry Christmas.