4 Responses:

1. margaret says:

   5 years ago at 5:46 pm

   In "Previously" there's a picture of an N>1.0 headed pig and some pig nipples. I'm reminded of my neighbor in college. He graduated from Oxford with a degree in Egyptology and payed his way through by working on pig farm. He said one of his tasks was to excite the lady pigs by straddling them and rubbing his hands up and down their teets until they were "receptive" and then insert a cork-screw shaped baster full of hot hog semen in the appropriate orifice.

   Recently I had to trim my hog's toenails and it was quite unpleasant for all of us. An extreme amount of squealing. My pig ran away once a month, clever girl, looking for love in all the wrong places. The last time she ran away she never came back. I didn't get a degree in Egyptology from Oxford out of the deal. I didn't even get a receptive pig.

   This all has nothing to do with the gif above because I'm sure that whatever I would write you have already thought of. I hope you haven't before contemplated an undergraduate Oxford Egyptologist stimulating lady pigs. God bless the "Previously."

   • jwz says:

     5 years ago at 10:59 am

     

     • margaret says:

       5 years ago at 6:03 am

       Thank you, it's an honor. The discussion following this was about the potential compatibility issues of left-hand vs. right-hand threaded pig genitals.

2. Cat Mara says:

   5 years ago at 2:53 pm

   "Previously, on Fucking Machines..."