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NAVY ADMITS TO BEING INVOLVED IN OBSCENE SKYDRAWINGS:

Navy officials said, "The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable."

Photos sent to KREM 2 by multiple sources show skydrawings of what some people are saying is male genitalia.

Heresay! Pernicious nonsense!

Some sources have even tweeted pictures of what they saw.

They what now. Tweeted! Why I never.

A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.

That does sound like quite a ... pickle.

What do you call pareidolia for dongs? Pareidonglia?

KREM 2 spoke to the Federal Aviation Administration to get some information about who may have made the drawings. FAA officials said unless the act poses a safety risk, there is nothing they can do about. The official said they "cannot police morality."

This response, I must say, actually surprises me.

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11 Responses:

  1. nimereht says:

    o/~ DONG IN THE SKY KEEPS ON... SOMETHIIIIIING

  2. extra88 says:

    she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were

    Sure, young children probably aren't ready for a discussion of unions in set theory or infinity.

    • MattyJ says:

      Well thank goodness _someone_ is thinking about the children.

      And how quaint, having to talk about dong because of skywriting. If she lived where I live she might have have that 'talk' any day of the week, just walking around outside on an unusually warm San Francisco afternoon.

    • jwz says:

      If you don't talk to your children about hyperbolic spacetime bubbles and cosmic aestivation, someone will.

  3. Buddy Casino says:

    That pilot must have made some very sharp turns to draw this. You gotta respect that.

  4. cxed says:

    This pilot... "Ok, fine a dick length contest it is!"
    Or perhaps a setup for a pick up line?

  5. robert_ says:

    I like the bit about it being 'of zero training value'.

    Maybe he was making a comment on his commander-in-chief.

  6. nwnk says:

    What do you call pareidolia for dongs? Pareidonglia?

    Phalleidolia.

  7. rozzin says:

    Looks like the Arby's logo....

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