Today in fuckloaf news:

Somnox, the fuckless fuckloaf.

It's a throbbing kidney pillow with "sounds", "affection" and "over-the-air updates" so you can "surveil" and "dox" yourself while you cuddle!

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8 Responses:

  1. Nick says:

    ... 720 dollars ...

    No idea is too stupid to be able to raise $100k+ on the Internet.

  2. Sam says:

    Just what I've always wanted. An internet-connected device that can "slow my breathing". shudder

  3. Bob says:

    When it hatches, does it impregnate or just murder everyone in the house?

  4. Steve Allen says:

    Hypoallergenic, and less overall cost, but I'll stick with letting cats and dogs into the bed to get the rest of those results.

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