Somnox, the fuckless fuckloaf.It's a throbbing kidney pillow with "sounds", "affection" and "over-the-air updates" so you can "surveil" and "dox" yourself while you cuddle!
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... 720 dollars ...
No idea is too stupid to be able to raise $100k+ on the Internet.
Just what I've always wanted. An internet-connected device that can "slow my breathing". shudder
What could possibly go wrong???
When it hatches, does it impregnate or just murder everyone in the house?
The time has come for you to re-watch Cronenberg's Shivers.
Or Existenz for the IoT body horror.
What if we took inspiration from Portlandia, and put
a birdan ovipositor on it?Hypoallergenic, and less overall cost, but I'll stick with letting cats and dogs into the bed to get the rest of those results.