A guy named Gav convinced people put all their money into a box. But none of them knew that the box would burn down if you just tossed it around enough. Then your 2-year-old little brother found the box. So the box burned down, all the money is gone and people are very very mad at Gav and your 2-year-old brother. They are also trying to figure out how to go to a parallel universe where all of this is just a nightmare and never really happened. [...]
You missed the part where the grownups warned them not to play stupid games with their allowances but they just angrily called the the grownups "statists" and proceeded to obliterate their money.
Afterwards their peers told them this was the will of the free market and good for ethereum.
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