The Future of Dongs
@MajorMcDoom: "Wrote a genetic algorithm to determine how phallic a 3D object is. I call it... the Dicktector."
Tags: balls, blobs, mad science, mpegs, mutants, parts, perversions
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Previously
It's one of my favorite words!
Future?
Coincidentally, I just watched the last finale of "Silicon Valley"'s season 1, where they discuss the most efficient way to jerk off an entire room of TechCrunch Disrupt attendees.
Now I need it released for my phone, so I can take a picture of my dong and see just how dong-like it is.