Marvel turns Northrop Grumman into a super hero.

Marvel announced that the company is "joining forces" with Northrop Grumman, manufacturer of the Global Hawk surveillance drone and the fifth-largest arms manufacturer in the world.

The company has already released a comic book starring a new team of heroes who work for Northrop Grumman, called Northrop Grumman Elite Nexus, or N.G.E.N. You know, like "engine," as in the engine of the B-2 Spirit, a stealth bomber that Northrop manufactured for the US government and dropped bombs over Kosovo and the Middle East.

The comic is titled "Start Your N.G.E.N.S! Part 1," which means that there's at least one more part coming in this series, god help us, if not more. The first installment sees a pair of Northrop Grumman operatives teaming up with the cast of the Avengers, one of Marvel's hottest properties at the moment.

Twitter is not pleased. "Every Pakistani funeral we bomb, we'll give the survivors a free copy of Secret Empire!"

"It's like they missed the first 10 minutes of Iron Man 1."

"Did Northrop Grumman announce they're getting out of the weapons business? Because Stark Industries did that back in the Iron Man movie."


Update: Project cancelled, fauxpology issued:

The activation with Northrop Grumman at New York Comic Con was meant to focus on aerospace technology and exploration in a positive way. However, as the spirit of that intent has not come across, we will not be proceeding with this partnership including this weekend’s event programming. Marvel and Northrop Grumman continue to be committed to elevating, and introducing, STEM to a broad audience.

I think that says, "We're sorry that you ingrates just weren't able to understand the good work we were doing here."


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What if Russian voter hacks were just part of its Facebook ad campaign?

The more Facebook tells us, the worse it gets.

In June an NSA document, leaked to press, showed voter registration software management company VR Systems had been hacked by Russian state actors. At the time, eight states scrambled to figure out if their systems were compromised, with the NSA remaining uncertain about the results of the attacks. It was at least successful enough for the hackers to launch a second-stage spearphishing campaign posing as VR Systems and "targeting U.S. local government organizations." [...]

"One of the mysteries about the 2016 presidential election is why Russian intelligence, after gaining access to state and local systems, didn't try to disrupt the vote," Bloomberg wrote. [...]

But with new information about Russia's Facebook ad buys, we should consider that Russian actors hacked American state systems not to change votes or harm voter trust, but to glean voter information that could specifically target actual, active voters with pro-Trump and anti-Clinton Facebook ads. [...]

Those ads and their targeting was crucial. This was an election where the loser actually "won" by 2.9 million votes. Getting a fraction of those ten million voters on Facebook to vote for Trump in specific, targeted states was absolutely critical for Trump's victory. And that's exactly what happened: Trump won by ten thousand votes in Michigan, and twenty thousand in Wisconsin. [...]

It's clear the pro-Trump Russia-backed ad buys helped tip the election. What's less clear is what Russia-backed hackers were doing in US state voting systems if they weren't changing votes or removing voters. But if we have to speculate, my money's on grabbing data to use in laser-targeted, inflammatory Facebook ad buys in key states.

We may never know for sure, but if we did find out that's what happened, I'm certain Facebook would remind us it's not their fault.

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Alibaba censors sex toys


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Conch Eyes

Is a thing you should probably google. Googly. Whatever.



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T & H Together Again

Of course we know they stopped just before the end and recursively discussed the ramifications.

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