Twitter releases statement confirming it'll never ban Donald Trump

AV Club:

It's just a matter of time before Donald Trump says something on Twitter that gets all of us killed -- and it looks like it'll happen sooner rather than later -- which has convinced a lot of people that he should just be banned from the social media platform. After all, if a regular person were constantly making racist threats and pledging to attack foreign leaders they disagreed with, that person would get banned (or, more likely, people would complain and then literally nothing would happen). Now, through its Public Policy account, Twitter has released a statement confirming that it will never ban Donald Trump from its service for one reason: He's good for business.

Alright, Twitter didn't literally say that, but it was heavily implied. The actual statement is about Trump's tweets being "newsworthy," with Twitter claiming that letting him stay on the platform helps keep people "informed about what's happening in the world." This justification helps absolve Twitter of any responsibility for what Trump does, and it saves the company from having to take any specific stand against anything he might do or say. Also, the thread says that Twitter holds all accounts "to the same rules," which is funny because it's definitely not true.

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Why won't @twitter verify @dnapizza, even though they verified @dnalounge?

Can anyone explain WTF this means?
Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:36:59 +0000
From: Twitter <notify@twitter.com>
Subject: Request to verify @dnapizza

Hi DNA Pizza,

Thanks for your request to verify @dnapizza.

We reviewed the account, and unfortunately it is not eligible to be verified at this time. Please visit our Help Center for more information about the types of accounts we verify.

As far as I can tell, the account complies 100% with the random crap in that "Help" article.

Especially hateful is the fact that replies to this email are blackholed. There seems to be no mechanism to ask "WHY?", which is presumably by design. And then they make you wait another month before submitting again, with "But WHY?" appended to your request.

"At this time" my ass.

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DNA Lounge: Wherein the Clownpocalypse is nearly upon us.

The fabulous R. Black has outdone himself again with this year's Halloween poster, featuring what is certain to be the most overexposed costume of 2017! If you don't have enough scary clown in your life, or specifically on your walls, you can also purchase this fine poster for just ten of your American dollars.

Also, please to be joining us this Friday for Hotline, our massive four room indie dance party. The last two installments of this party were really fun! If you'd like us to continue doing this sort of thing, maybe even more often than quarterly, showing up is the thing that you should do.

Also here are some new galleries -- Perturbator was amazing again -- and jwz mixtapes 186 and 187.

Perturbator
The Seeds
Wander
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Adobe Riiiiiiiiick!

@p01arst0rm:

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A VULNERABILITY MORTYYYYYY!! IM ADOBE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!


@KSI_SYN:

I HAVE A CVSS OF 9.3 MORTYYYYYY!! IM JAVA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!


@drwdal:

Hey Morty run me as admin

U uh why Rick?

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MACRO EXPLOIT, I'M MACRO RICKKKK

@purkkaviritys:

H-hey Morty! M-morty! I got myself into A-adobe security team and turned myself into a p-public key


@drwdal:

Hey Morty before you go home from Defcon can you do me a solid and turn me over

Oh...Okay Sure Rick...

AAANND , SEALED INDICTMENT RICKKKK


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Nope.

Nope.

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Beauty Warriors

Evija Laiviņa: These products promise instant cures to almost all beauty problems; they fight "problem zones" and promise to cure problems without surgical intervention.


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Bernard Black Motivational Posters


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Tag: balls.

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My worst Folsom vision was a pint of inflated scrotum.
I do not want to know what that means.
You totally know exactly what that means.
Damn you.
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Bad Hair, Incorrect Feathering, and Missing Skin Flaps

C.M. Kosemen:

Our world is full of unique animals that have squat fatty bodies, with all kinds of soft tissue features that are unlikely to have survived in fossils, such as pouches, wattles, or skin flaps. "[...] "The biggest thing is teeth and facial fat. Readers have to be aware that all dinosaurs they see in all media, and especially in popular culture, seem to have their heads flensed. They've always got these weird grins with only the teeth visible." As he points out, most animals have lips and gums and lumps of facial fat that change the profile of the head, and cover the teeth.

These are swans. Note the distinctive murder-spikes!
This is a baboon.
This is a hippo.
Honorable mention.

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jwz mixtape 187

Please enjoy jwz mixtape 187.

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Current Music: as noted

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