I will give that suggestion all due consideration.

So I leaned into the window of the Lyft dickcheese who had crossed two lanes to slam to a stop in the bike lane and said, "Hey! You cut me off! Asshole."

His considered retort? "Buy a car!"

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13 Responses:

  1. Geoff Smith says:

    So, are you gonna?

  2. internetimal says:

    Just tell him you're a shareholder and going to bitch.

  3. kwk442 says:

    Attack the passenger so he gets a bad rating...? "Didn't protect me from angry bicyclist, F-, would not recommend"

  4. Gabriel Rosenkoetter says:

    What, no fist bump?

  5. jwb says:

    The baffling variant of this is when the drivers shout "that's not a car!" Not sure what they are getting at with that one.

    • thielges says:

      When positioning in the center of the lane (for example a lane that allows straight or left turn when I want to turn left) I sometimes get "do you think you're a car?" to which the most natural response is "no. Do you think you're a car?"

  6. I like to tell them they just became a youtube star.

  7. anon3494 says:

    Write your mayor. Let him know that allowing an illegal taxi service with improperly insured or licensed drivers to operate with impunity is having some unintended negative consequences.

    • jwz says:

      Are you uh, familiar with our mayor?

      • anon3494 says:

        I am not. However, $"write your mayor about {X}" is something I tell people where I am when that very thing is largely the fault of the mayor.

  8. Steve Nordquist says:

    Yeh, send the Mayor some Dᴁthtree 0rn4m3n+z with the new permitted notices from this year. Gotta be a gallery someplace. Close tie with 3000k eyeholebook ads for SOMA Separatist Union/Front/Reabsorbtion/Regioselectivity Voting, or Cut Them Off c.f. Lyft (cutoffs and clear rain gear, velo bag, natch) (maybe a pedal powered spider velocipede that can use spinnerettes...) (maybe BMEzine will oblige with a destination?) Nicely commented to the driver!

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