So I leaned into the window of the Lyft dickcheese who had crossed two lanes to slam to a stop in the bike lane and said, "Hey! You cut me off! Asshole."His considered retort? "Buy a car!"
I will give that suggestion all due consideration.
So I leaned into the window of the Lyft dickcheese who had crossed two lanes to slam to a stop in the bike lane and said, "Hey! You cut me off! Asshole."
Tags: bike, firstperson
13 Responses:
So, are you gonna?
Just tell him you're a shareholder and going to bitch.
Attack the passenger so he gets a bad rating...? "Didn't protect me from angry bicyclist, F-, would not recommend"
You're so helpful! I'll just go back in time and assault someone! Can I borrow your car?
You'll see some serious sh*t once that baby hits 88 mp/h!
What, no fist bump?
The baffling variant of this is when the drivers shout "that's not a car!" Not sure what they are getting at with that one.
When positioning in the center of the lane (for example a lane that allows straight or left turn when I want to turn left) I sometimes get "do you think you're a car?" to which the most natural response is "no. Do you think you're a car?"
I like to tell them they just became a youtube star.
Write your mayor. Let him know that allowing an illegal taxi service with improperly insured or licensed drivers to operate with impunity is having some unintended negative consequences.
Are you uh, familiar with our mayor?
I am not. However, $"write your mayor about {X}" is something I tell people where I am when that very thing is largely the fault of the mayor.
Yeh, send the Mayor some Dᴁthtree 0rn4m3n+z with the new permitted notices from this year. Gotta be a gallery someplace. Close tie with 3000k eyeholebook ads for SOMA Separatist Union/Front/Reabsorbtion/Regioselectivity Voting, or Cut Them Off c.f. Lyft (cutoffs and clear rain gear, velo bag, natch) (maybe a pedal powered spider velocipede that can use spinnerettes...) (maybe BMEzine will oblige with a destination?) Nicely commented to the driver!