I will give that suggestion all due consideration.

So I leaned into the window of the Lyft dickcheese who had crossed two lanes to slam to a stop in the bike lane and said, "Hey! You cut me off! Asshole."

His considered retort? "Buy a car!"

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13 Responses:

  1. Geoff Smith says:

    So, are you gonna?

  2. internetimal says:

    Just tell him you're a shareholder and going to bitch.

  3. kwk442 says:

    Attack the passenger so he gets a bad rating...? "Didn't protect me from angry bicyclist, F-, would not recommend"

  4. Gabriel Rosenkoetter says:

    What, no fist bump?

  5. jwb says:

    The baffling variant of this is when the drivers shout "that's not a car!" Not sure what they are getting at with that one.

    • thielges says:

      When positioning in the center of the lane (for example a lane that allows straight or left turn when I want to turn left) I sometimes get "do you think you're a car?" to which the most natural response is "no. Do you think you're a car?"

  6. I like to tell them they just became a youtube star.

  7. anon3494 says:

    Write your mayor. Let him know that allowing an illegal taxi service with improperly insured or licensed drivers to operate with impunity is having some unintended negative consequences.

  8. Steve Nordquist says:

    Yeh, send the Mayor some Dᴁthtree 0rn4m3n+z with the new permitted notices from this year. Gotta be a gallery someplace. Close tie with 3000k eyeholebook ads for SOMA Separatist Union/Front/Reabsorbtion/Regioselectivity Voting, or Cut Them Off c.f. Lyft (cutoffs and clear rain gear, velo bag, natch) (maybe a pedal powered spider velocipede that can use spinnerettes...) (maybe BMEzine will oblige with a destination?) Nicely commented to the driver!

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