8 Responses:

1. Geoff Smith says:

   6 years ago at 5:42 pm

   I have at least two of these.

2. Cheshire Noir says:

   6 years ago at 5:54 pm

   I see my next bandname list is ready...
   Dibs on "Cold Glock Allergy"

   • Elusis says:

     6 years ago at 12:06 am

     Definitely playing on a double bill with "Cancer of Hydrogen."

3. oranchak says:

   6 years ago at 2:57 am

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHIegpSmIyw

   "One of the things Joseph Campbell taught us is to give names to our enemies. I've been diagnosed with several disorders and syndromes and a few conditions and I'd like to say some of them now just as a way to, again, give them less power and to let maybe one of your hundreds of listeners know that, they are not alone, because i'm sure that other people suffer from this as well...

   The following are some of the conditions, syndromes, complexes and general discomforts of me, Bob Ducca"

   Restless leg syndrome
   Fibromyalgia
   High Fibre Fibromyalgia
   Hot tub foot. Hot tub foot? Hot Tub foot. Hot tub foot? Hot tub foot. Hot tub foot?
   Lou Gehrig's disease
   Lou Barlow's disease
   Lucy Lu Flu
   Advanced moist shin disorder
   Hyper tolerance to lactose
   Urinary tract infection
   Urinary 8-track infection
   Trickle nipple
   Thick Urine syndrome
   Hapsburg cholera
   Clogged arteries
   Dropsy
   Dry lip
   Intestinal colic
   Allergic to indoor toilets
   Sufferer of milk leg
   Loafer rash
   Bone worm
   Selective fatigue syndrome
   Hepatitis R
   Irritable bowel syndrome
   Spastic Ear discharge
   Pubic lice
   Amphibial rabies
   Anglo-centric sickle cell anemia
   Scabies
   Rabies
   Mickey Roonie Sugar babies
   Tarnished Yam symplex
   Swollen perineum
   Chronic shame disorder
   Larval Penis
   Dirt belly
   Parkinson's disease
   Valet Parkinson's disease
   Parallel Parkinson's disease
   Parker Posy Pox
   Pere Oobu
   Canine derived hip dysplasia
   Selective albinism
   Scrotal migraines
   Prolapsed Naval and of course,
   Puff Knuckle

4. thielges says:

   6 years ago at 3:49 pm

   "Cancer of the cancer " sounds like a cure so long as it does not metastasize.

5. oranchak says:

   6 years ago at 12:04 pm

   8 Poop is a perfectly natural condition, for those with the Octo-Sphincter upgrade.

6. Tim says:

   6 years ago at 1:48 pm

   Your title had me worried that the network was actually permuting the DNA to invent new diseases, not just the names.

7. Sir Howard says:

   6 years ago at 7:06 pm

   "Cat Heat," huh? Got it!

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Tm1xt0t7o