Why won't @twitter verify @dnapizza, even though they verified @dnalounge?

Can anyone explain WTF this means?
Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:36:59 +0000
From: Twitter <notify@twitter.com>
Subject: Request to verify @dnapizza

Hi DNA Pizza,

Thanks for your request to verify @dnapizza.

We reviewed the account, and unfortunately it is not eligible to be verified at this time. Please visit our Help Center for more information about the types of accounts we verify.

As far as I can tell, the account complies 100% with the random crap in that "Help" article.

Especially hateful is the fact that replies to this email are blackholed. There seems to be no mechanism to ask "WHY?", which is presumably by design. And then they make you wait another month before submitting again, with "But WHY?" appended to your request.

"At this time" my ass.

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DNA Lounge update

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Adobe Riiiiiiiiick!

@p01arst0rm:

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A VULNERABILITY MORTYYYYYY!! IM ADOBE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!


@KSI_SYN:

I HAVE A CVSS OF 9.3 MORTYYYYYY!! IM JAVA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!


@drwdal:

Hey Morty run me as admin

U uh why Rick?

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MACRO EXPLOIT, I'M MACRO RICKKKK

@purkkaviritys:

H-hey Morty! M-morty! I got myself into A-adobe security team and turned myself into a p-public key


@drwdal:

Hey Morty before you go home from Defcon can you do me a solid and turn me over

Oh...Okay Sure Rick...

AAANND , SEALED INDICTMENT RICKKKK


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Nope.

Nope.

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Tag: balls.

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My worst Folsom vision was a pint of inflated scrotum.
I do not want to know what that means.
You totally know exactly what that means.
Damn you.
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