They are Justified, and Ancient.

Welcome To The Dark Ages:

People wanted to know why the K Foundation burnt the money. Cauty and Drummond did not have an adequate answer. Cauty and Drummond felt it was for others to tell them why. Cauty and Drummond signed an agreement to stop trying to explain the burning of the money for a period of 23 years. This was done to provide adequate time for others to tell them why they burnt the money. The agreement took on the name The Twenty Three Year Moratorium, and was backdated to the night of the burning. This moratorium will be complete on 23rd August 2017. [...]

Various witnesses to the original burning and subsequent events will be called for testimony. [...] Note: neither J Cauty nor B Drummond will be amongst the witnesses, as they have nothing further to add.


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4 Responses:

  1. Pronoiac says:

    ... they like to roam the land...

    I'd love for them to surprise me again.

  2. The number 23 and burning all the money reminds me of Discordian anarchist Hagbard Celine, fighting the Illuminati from a golden submarine.

    • Pete Windle says: know that they are also fnord known as the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, further more known as the JAMMs, right?

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