Get Superior EMF Protection and Improved Well-being. Enhances mental and physical performance, fights EMF, stress, illness, and negative energies. Produces an Orgone Chi Schumann Resonance Field that protects you from EMF and external negative forces. Protect your Body and Mind. (QuWave Personal Harmonizer QWP1 Black)
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- Strengthens your capacity to function in EMF saturated environments and repair EMF damage.
- Improves your resilience and resistance to the effects of mental and physical stress.
- Increases your energy and enhances your mental performance, especially under pressure.
- Grounds you with the Schumann Resonance to improve your overall performance and lower your resonant frequency.
- Unconditional 30 day money back guarantee. Full refund if you are not 100% satisfied.
Experience a new type of scalar energy healing: Scalar wave generator for EMF protection with Schumann resonance:
QuMMulator generates electrical frequencies and scalar waves to create a positive energy field that accumulates and strengthens over time.
- How does QuMMulator work?
The frequencies emitted by the Frequency Plugins are "carried" along scalar waves to impact our body's electrical system. This phenomenon is known as "resonance frequencies". The electrical activity in the brain resonates with the frequencies emitted by QuMMulator. Learn more about scalar energy, electrical frequencies, and other facts in the QuMMulator Learning Center.
- I already have some QuWave products. Should I buy QuMMulator too?
QuMMulator enhances the effectiveness of any QuWave product. For example, the QuMMulator Spiritual Starter Pack is ideal for use with the QuWave Personal or Tabletop Divine models. Another great match is the QuMMulator Healing Starter Pack and the QuWave Harmonizer products for EMF protection.
- What is QuMMulator's range? How close to I need to be to the unit?
The closer you are, the better. The frequencies are effective up to a distance of about twenty-five feet. One QuMMulator unit creates a positive energy field large enough to fill an average size room.
- Where should I use QuMMulator?
QuMMulator works best when used in the same area at all times, usually in a room of your home or in your office. In this way, scalar energy has a chance to accumulate and saturate the area. However, the unit can be used anywhere there's a power adapter. The included sturdy plastic case is durable enough to take QuMMulator with you wherever you go.
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This isn't an audiophile product?
In other news the word "gullible" has been removed from the OED...
EMF protection you say? I find that to be unbelievable.
I am ashamed, because I totally intended to make that joke in the headline, but I forgot -- I guess I was too busy "accumulating orgone" if you know what I mean.
We went to an estate sale of this guy's quilt collection a couple of weeks ago - not the really valuable stuff, obviously; that's all in F's company's warehouse undergoing conservation. But after seeing his place, I was not at all surprised to read that he studied to be a "Reichian psychologist," Mr. "orgone energy accumulators" himself.
I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to think that a guy could make a pretty good living at that sort of thing in Berkeley.
Also, unrelated to this post, I have been wanting to ask how annoyed you were with the downloading process for the new Shriekback live album for Kickstarter backers, because I'm pretty sure the answer is "really annoyed" as that is my answer as well. And all I could think while clicking and clicking was "I bet jwz is really annoyed."
No thanks, I'm sticking with Alex Chiu's immortality magnet rings.
But what do these things do to combat mental illness?
I think Professor Maxwell wants to hear about these scalar fields. Or, maybe not.
I can't believe people say you're hard to shop for.
Are those USB sticks? I can't tell from the photo on the website.
I assume they are capacitors. If that.
Oh wait, no they are USB: Even the snake-oil is standards-compliant.
That's nice. Not even Scientology's E-Meters are standards-compliant.
On reflection, though, these things and an E-Meter might make a good companion-gift pairing.
Eagerly awaiting the official iFixit teardown.
If I had "fuck you" money I would buy one just to see what sort of snake oil is inside it and publish the tear down
It seems to be this $10 USB hub plus some stickers that say "totally not a scam, for real dudes"
Obviously the USB hub is just there to charge the Qumboxes with negative ion gravitons and graviolis, or whatever.
Someone recently posted another 'patent pending' device on Reddit's "What Is This Thing" a few days ago. The best part is that someone found the patent application! I guess you actually need to apply for the patent to legally use the phrase "patent pending", but that doesn't meant the patent examiner can't reject the whole thing.
It has given me a whole new marketing phrase to be cynical about.
This is glorious:
Hmm.... looks familiar... http://amzn.eu/aBthunP
Love me some good scientific esoteric stuff.
The usage FAQ is just great, for example:
The lights on the Base Unit are too bright. What can I do?
A good solution is to put black electrical tape over the indicator lights on the
QuMMulator Base Unit. This does not interfere with performance.
or: Does QuMMulator make noise?
The Frequency Plugins emit silent electromagnetic frequencies riding the scalar
waves. They are not audible.
So I can have the same effect and look with an USB Hub and some painted USB sticks (and some electrical tape if the light is too bright)?
Want one of these just so I can lay around pronouncing QuMMMMMMulator out loud.
This is why I'm not rich... My brain fails to imagine that people would fall for this.
That and you probably have enough of a conscience to keep you from being a snake oil salesman.