Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
Stretch was almost too much for the shredder! I didn't even know those were still being made and sold...I thought they were ruining antiques there.
Someone, somewhere, is trying really hard to keep this thing alive:
Bottom Of Barrel Dangerously Overscraped, Experts Warn. (1999.)
Too many times over the past few years has The Onion been dead-on in a non-comedic way:
"Just look at the enduring multimedia popularity of those Power Rangers guys." (1999)
For years as a kid I assumed these toys were somehow connected to Lance Armstrong.
I enjoyed the audio, but if I have nightmares about being ground up tonight is my own fault for continuing to watch after the first 20 seconds. shudder
Ugh, the sound on that was horrifying. Like a monster with fifteen mouths eating peanut butter.