Ronnie.

I was biking home late one night and there was car stopped next to me at a red light. The driver's window was open so I could hear her yelling at the guy in the passenger seat as she stared straight ahead:

    I DONT CARE RONNIE
    she was just a friend
    LEAVE ME ALONE RONNIE
    I DONT CARE RONNIE
    she was just a friend
    LEAVE ME ALONE RONNIE
    she was just a friend
    I DONT CARE RONNIE
    LEAVE ME ALONE RONNIE

The light changed, I giggled and rode on. A block later I stopped at the next light and looked back. The car had pulled over mid-block, both doors were open, and she was on the sidewalk trying to physically drag him out of the passenger seat.

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5 Responses:

  1. Frederick says:

    Those just look like lyrics.

  2. Marcos Dione says:

    I have a completely unrelated question: If you think facebook (et al?) are the scourge of our ages, why is there a like button in every post? Somehow I hope it's my ISP doing shit whith the the pages I read...

  3. mb says:

    "I swear, she was giving me mouth to mouth and got lost!"
    I DONT CARE RONNIE