jwz mixtape 185

Please enjoy jwz mixtape 185.

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T. Rex Now With Appropriate Soundtrack

I'm sure you've seen the article about how T. Rex probably couldn't run. Every video of the simulation on Youtube has some talking head narrating the paper's outline at you, along with 25 year old graphics from Jurassic Park. Who wants to see that shit? So I did the only right thing: I looped the original video to ten minutes and added Carl Stalling musical cues. You're welcome.

It's the little jazz hands that really sell it.

Also, if you were looking for a 3D model of this adorable little guy, I think it's at Animal Simulation Laboratory.

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Only Mexico City Has the Balls for the Trump / They Live Billboard!


Mitch O'Connell:

So before nuclear war ends all life on Earth, for shits 'n giggles, why not have this artwork displayed on billboards right where much of this world altering nuttiness occurs, Washington DC? The people must be alerted, and they won't even need the glasses!

It turned out to be a little more difficult than I imagined.. The first billboard company, 'Clear Channel', was good to go. I had it all planned out with them before I started the crowd funding. They had seen the "Make America Great Again/They Live' art and didn't voice any objections. When I was ready to give them the money to actually install the Washington billboard they got cold feet and changed their minds.

'Outfront Media' was the next company that respond to my inquiries. Again, I showed them the art first. They explained the no way in hell was this going to fly in Washington, so I went with a Chicago billboard that was around 25 by 30' for $2800. I redesigned the art to fit but just as I finished they also emailed with second thoughts and backed out.

I went to 'Interstate Outdoor Advertising' and sent them the art. Again, no problem. What I could get for our $3000 was a 14 by 48' billboard outside of Chicago on I-55. I again redrew the art to fit, signed the contracts and sent them my payment information. Then they came to their senses and said no-go.

I went back to 'JCDecaux' a company I had sounded out earlier that only offered those 5' high panels on the side of bus stops in Chicago. At this point, I'm open to most anything. For $3000 I could have one on Michigan Ave for a month, but a day later this was waiting in my inbox "I'm afraid that since this is political in nature, especially with the bad press Kathy Griffin gave recently, the City will turn down your ad copy" was their thanks but no thanks response.

In all I think I contacted over thirty billboard companies, some that had thousands of ones for rent, and many that had only a few regional offerings. Most didn't even respond to multiple inquiries. The ones that did, started to realize that this is a President that, in all likelihood, will make it a personal vendetta to destroy whatever company dares mock him. Others were more upfront with their reasoning, "Thanks for your e-mail. I will discuss your artwork and idea with the owner of our company on Monday. However, I need to let you know that we are all huge Trump supporters and we would not post anything on our billboards that would appear to disparage the President in any way. Love Donald Trump!!!!"

Yes, I don't think much of Donald Trump, but I soft-selled this as much as humanly possible when making the pitch to anyone I could find, but it was a no-go TO EVERY SINGLE BILLBOARD COMPANY IN THE UNITED STATES! I thought that was the end of it. But then, cue music, the brave folks across the border, the upstanding heroic citizens of Mexico that Trump based his campaign on objectifying as rapists and criminals, had the cojones to give Trump the FU.

God Bless Mexico, the only country left that has the freedom to display the The Trump / They Live Billboard!

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Robot Esoterica

When the machines are taggers:

I have been walking by this mysterious sidewalk sigil for a few years, and I keep thinking that it would have made an excellent early 90s industrial album cover. The band would have been awful but with nice design.

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Emergence of Locomotion Behaviours in Rich Environments, Such As Hell

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Today in ThreatButt News

Like a threat in your butt:

This week Inc. reports with a complete straight face that "This Startup Recruited a Hollywood Designer to Create the Coolest Cybersecurity Software You've Ever Seen." ProtectWise (ClownWise was taken) has created a video game interface for visualizing and flying around inside a simulation of threaty network threats.

The ProtectWise video demo "The Immersive Grid" elicits the Viking-grade Pew-Pew Map that blew our minds to cybersmithereens and was so in fashion until Norse tanked and everyone forgot the power of Viking-grade cumulus cloud threat intelligence. Who doesn't miss the heady days of Threatbutt's "Big Data backed Sticking-a-pin-in-map-of-about-eight-countries platform"?

But no one forgot the power of marketing gimmicks and now there is a patented video game interface for hunting down threaty threats; ProtectWise is currently surfing into the next recession on a flotilla of $67 million in VC funding. I for one look forward to the mods, which I hope will include some kind of cool threat intel gun powered by your PR team's desperation to get you quoted in The New York Times, which does more damage when your attribution claims are the least credible.

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Rick and Morty Exquisite Corpse

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Sony CCD datasheet or timecube dot com

(Spoiler.)

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time_t 1500000000

Sorry for the late notice, but a few minutes ago, time_t hit 1,500,000,000. That's a bit over ⅓ of the way until we run out of time. And just think, you were there.

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Truck carrying slime eels overturns on highway

"Officials say slime eels, or hagfish, secrete slime."

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