Total Deductibility

Calvinist Health Insurance Company Declares All Conditions Pre-Existing

SANFORD, FL -- A newly formed health insurance company owned by a group of devoted Calvinists announced that they will not cover any health condition, since every condition of humankind was pre-existing and established by sovereign God before the foundation of time.

The company, Total Deductibility, states clearly in its bylaws that "pre-existing conditions may not be covered, which include every possible ailment and so-called 'accident,' all of which God foreknew and predestined to occur prior to the existence of the client's policy, and time itself." The firm was thrilled when the new GOP health care law, which drops the requirement to cover some pre-existing conditions, passed the House, according to a company spokesperson.

"We can now reject every single claim, based on its pre-existing status," she told reporters. "Whether or not the client was aware of the condition has no bearing; God sovereignly pre-arranged every condition before the dawn of the universe, and therefore we must refuse all claims based on this truth."

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DNA Lounge: Wherein I direct your attention toward the calendar.


Some entertaining things are coming up in the next few weeks!

This Friday, it's Hubba Hubba Under The Sea, which sounds like it's going to be a good one. (Do you want mermaids? Because this is how you get mermaids.) I used this party as an excuse to buy a diving helmet. It's pretty great.

Sunday afternoon: Manly Men doing Manly Things. The wrestling ring is back, this time for Hoodslam! It's Mother's Day, bring mom, have a Bloody Mary.

Next Friday we have So Stoked: Rave to the Grave, with DJs Darude (yes, the "Sandstorm" guy) and Ronan Harris (yes, the VNV Nation guy) and Death Guild DJs in the lounge. This is going to be hilarious! I am actually shocked that the DG folks agreed to this. Shocked.

I mean, I've pretty much made a career out of mocking VNV Nation and all the laptop-jockey "bands" who sound exactly like them -- the goffs seem to think they are "industrial" when what they actually are is a progressive house DJ featuring MC Monotone -- but this is perfect. Sandstorm!

Then on Tue, May 23 we've got Amanda Palmer & Edward Ka-Spel! But you can't go, because it's sold out. It sold out in 3 or 4 days, and for weeks we have been trying to get a second show added, but the bureaucracy standing between us and being able to actually have that conversation with the artists has been unbelievable. So at this point, a second show is probably unlikely, even though it would obviously do very well for everyone involved. Oh well.

Then on Fri, June 2 it's the Turbo Drive 4th Anniversary and before the party, we're going to do a screening of the movie Turbo Kid at 8pm, Cyberdelia-style. So get your seated tickets now, they will sell out. Oh, and the reason we're showing Turbo Kid is that the headliner is Le Matos, the band who did the soundtrack. (Also the movie is great, you should see it.)

Some recent photo galleries... that somehow, are all Bootie. Even though we have had a lot of events recently that were not Bootie.

This tells me that we need more photographers. Is that you?

April Fools
Bunny Bash
Not "Bootchella", because those jerks sent a C&D
Aprilween
#Resist
And please enjoy jwz mixtape 182.

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7,000 bodies buried on UMMC campus

Up to 7,000 bodies are buried on 20 acres of the University of Mississippi Medical Center campus.

They are former patients of the state's first mental institution, called the Insane Asylum, built in 1855, and underground radar shows their coffins stretch across 20 acres of the UMMC campus, where officials have wanted to build. [...]

Before the asylum, those suffering from mental illness were chained in jails and even attics, said Dr. Luke Lampton, chairman of the state Board of Health. While the asylum provided a better place for patients, life remained harsh. Of the 1,376 patients admitted between 1855 and 1877, more than one in five died.

After the Civil War ended, the facility expanded to house 300 patients, and the area became known as "Asylum Hill," a neighborhood that included houses, a school and Cade Chapel Missionary Baptist Church, a church for former slaves. [...] At its height, about 6,000 patients stayed at the asylum, and the facility provided many jobs to the area, which saw construction of a fertilizer factory, a Baptist orphanage and a sanatorium for those suffering from tuberculosis.

Wow. This is a lot like saying, "More than 6,000 'stayed' at the prison, providing many jobs", or "More than 6,000 African immigrants 'stayed' at the plantation, providing many jobs".

Zuckerman said one master's student used genetic sequencing to reconstruct oral bacteria from skeletons, shedding light on health conditions at the time the individuals were alive. A second student studied missing lines of tooth enamel, pointing to nutritional deprivation and other severe stress. A third student found evidence in asylum records and in skeletons of pellagra, a disease caused by Vitamin B deficiency, which was extremely common in the South during the early 20th century.

Zuckerman said records reflect up to 35,000 patients stayed at the asylum between 1865 and 1935. She said a total of 9,000 died there, with about 6,000 of them buried in the asylum cemetery.

Malformed: Forgotten Brains of the Texas State Mental Hospital is an amazing book that not only has some fantastically creepy photos, but also goes into a lot of detail about what kind of horrible snakepits these sorts of facilities were. It's probably worse than you imagine, even if that imagination is based solely on low budget horror movies.

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