Today in Applied Demonology

Animism has truly returned to the world when even your dong can't be trusted.

"Hackers Can Easily Hijack This Dildo Camera and Livestream the Inside of Your Vagina (Or Butt)"

"Of course, this is not the first dildo to get hacked."

It's good that they included that parenthetical, because otherwise I might not have thought of that.

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3 Responses:

  1. Jim Sweeney says:

    (or butt.)

  2. BHN says:

    At least they remembered to avoid the possessive: 'this' dildo or 'a' dildo, not 'your' dildo.

  3. Fredrik Mellström (traal) says:

    Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.

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