Deadites: Yes. Mountain lions: no.Mr Britton said he raised his chainsaw and met the lion head-on as it pounced - a collision he described as feeling like a grown man running directly into him.
"It batted me three or four times with its front paws and as quick as I hit it with that saw it just turned away," he told the Associated Press.
The wounded animal retreated after Mr Britton inflicted a six to eight-inch gash on the lion's shoulder. Mr Britton was left with only a small puncture wound on his forearm.
"You would think if you hit an animal with a chainsaw it would dig right in," he said. "I might as well have hit it with a hockey stick."
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Mythbusted!
I say, experiment with chainsaws on humans and leave the poor pumas alone!
You need the right tool for the right job.
So, it's like drill bits, high-speed metal vs wood? Where can I buy a chainsaw chain for defense use in the zombie apocalypse?
Why not just spray the Rage virus directly into your eyes, rather than risk losing a limb while doing so against a live zombie?
"Be sure to use OSHA approved eye protection"
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Pretty sure that’s a bandsaw.
For anyone seeing this YouTube link and thinking they got the whole thing by looking at the thumbnail: you are wrong.
Glorious musical inspiration awaits.