I wish Paul Verhoeven wasn't directing this season of reality.

Those Stormtroopers sure are snappy dressers, though!

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11 Responses:

  1. Jim Sweeney says:

    I have to admit, that's a pretty creative solution to the ISIS problem --hire 'em as cops!

  2. Line Noise says:

    I bet every drug dealer that subscribes to the Lake County Sheriff Office's YouTube channel is shitting themselves right now.

    How do you make an anonymous tip over the phone? Are payphones still a thing? All the payphones here in Australia were converted to Wifi access points.

    • James says:

      There are about 400,000 pay phones remaining in the US, down from a peak around 2.2 million in 1999. Most of them were removed between 2002 and 2009 but the remainder are still profitable. However, because of the increasing prevalence of free long distance, upscale hotels and similar public accommodations are more frequently providing completely free desk phones, but those are less likely to be truly anonymous than actual payphones because of security cameras. You can bet that police tip lines will tell you that you are anonymous while recording your number.

      • jwz says:

        The place I have seen the highest density of payphones recently is in the New York subway, presumably because there's mostly no cell service down there. But that's also one of the most highly surveilled spots on the planet, so I wouldn't consider those anonymous.

  3. pavel_lishin says:

    I like the tasteful zooms throughout.

    Also, come on. You've got a paragraph of dialogue. You couldn't memorize it?

  4. o.o says:

    "our SWAT team blows your front door off the hinges". What could possibly go wrong?

    • jwz says:

      Shouldn't they have beheaded someone at the end? Because that's usually what happens in videos that look like this.

      • joshuag says:

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    • nooj says:

      Luckily, that raid resulted in no one going to prison. And the million-dollar settlement doesn't cover the toddler's extensive and continuing surgeries.

      Yay, the system works!

  5. Karellen says:

    "Submit an annoymous tip"

    Annoymous? Really? Proofreading - look it up, dipshits.

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