$13k Industrial Sperm Extractor

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11 Responses:

  1. Lion says:

    That'll go well with the $300 medical vibrator. http://www.urologyhealthstore.com/viberect-x3-penile-vibratory-medical-device.html

    I fully expect to see both of these devices in bondage porn as soon as possible.

  2. Isn't that also the cross-time communication device from 12 Monkeys?

  3. spankmonkey says:

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  4. margaret says:

    For an extra $1000 it comes with a sexy soundtrack: "Neigh, oh, your such a stud, neigh. Oh, just like that. Right there. OMG, you're hung like a... um, a really big horse. Oh... Oh... Oh... I'm cumming. Neigh."

  5. rcn says:

    At least they had the decency to paint it pink

  6. Ru says:

    "It can simulate vaginal environment, through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc"

    I see they're careful not to use the word "human" in their description of what it simulates.

  7. JK says:

    Damn... all these jobs lost due to automation...

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