11 Responses:

1. Lion says:

   5 years ago at 6:29 pm

   That'll go well with the $300 medical vibrator. http://www.urologyhealthstore.com/viberect-x3-penile-vibratory-medical-device.html

   I fully expect to see both of these devices in bondage porn as soon as possible.

   • Aaron says:

     5 years ago at 2:02 am

     That'll be a trick, since I'm pretty sure our subject today is meant for horses. Might be an issue of scale.

     • o.o says:

       5 years ago at 5:53 am

       FTA: human sperm extraction machine

       • Aaron says:

         5 years ago at 5:58 am

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2. Doctor Memory says:

   5 years ago at 8:04 pm

   Isn't that also the cross-time communication device from 12 Monkeys?

3. spankmonkey says:

   5 years ago at 6:43 am

   Introducing GloryHole(TM). From Juicebro.

4. margaret says:

   5 years ago at 9:41 am

   For an extra $1000 it comes with a sexy soundtrack: "Neigh, oh, your such a stud, neigh. Oh, just like that. Right there. OMG, you're hung like a... um, a really big horse. Oh... Oh... Oh... I'm cumming. Neigh."

5. rcn says:

   5 years ago at 11:02 am

   At least they had the decency to paint it pink

6. Ru says:

   5 years ago at 1:00 pm

   "It can simulate vaginal environment, through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc"

   I see they're careful not to use the word "human" in their description of what it simulates.

7. Ru says:

   5 years ago at 11:31 pm

   Related: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/dont-let-this-robot-suck-your-dick

8. JK says:

   5 years ago at 7:56 am

   Damn... all these jobs lost due to automation...