Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
That'll go well with the $300 medical vibrator. http://www.urologyhealthstore.com/viberect-x3-penile-vibratory-medical-device.html
I fully expect to see both of these devices in bondage porn as soon as possible.
That'll be a trick, since I'm pretty sure our subject today is meant for horses. Might be an issue of scale.
FTA: human sperm extraction machine
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Isn't that also the cross-time communication device from 12 Monkeys?
Introducing GloryHole(TM). From Juicebro.
For an extra $1000 it comes with a sexy soundtrack: "Neigh, oh, your such a stud, neigh. Oh, just like that. Right there. OMG, you're hung like a... um, a really big horse. Oh... Oh... Oh... I'm cumming. Neigh."
At least they had the decency to paint it pink
"It can simulate vaginal environment, through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc"
I see they're careful not to use the word "human" in their description of what it simulates.
Related: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/dont-let-this-robot-suck-your-dick
Damn... all these jobs lost due to automation...
That'll go well with the $300 medical vibrator. http://www.urologyhealthstore.com/viberect-x3-penile-vibratory-medical-device.html
I fully expect to see both of these devices in bondage porn as soon as possible.
That'll be a trick, since I'm pretty sure our subject today is meant for horses. Might be an issue of scale.
FTA: human sperm extraction machine
...
Isn't that also the cross-time communication device from 12 Monkeys?
Introducing GloryHole(TM). From Juicebro.
For an extra $1000 it comes with a sexy soundtrack: "Neigh, oh, your such a stud, neigh. Oh, just like that. Right there. OMG, you're hung like a... um, a really big horse. Oh... Oh... Oh... I'm cumming. Neigh."
At least they had the decency to paint it pink
I see they're careful not to use the word "human" in their description of what it simulates.
Related: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/dont-let-this-robot-suck-your-dick
Damn... all these jobs lost due to automation...