Why won't @twitter verify @dnapizza, even though they verified @dnalounge?

Can anyone explain WTF this means?
Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:36:59 +0000
From: Twitter <notify@twitter.com>
Subject: Request to verify @dnapizza

Hi DNA Pizza,

Thanks for your request to verify @dnapizza.

We reviewed the account, and unfortunately it is not eligible to be verified at this time. Please visit our Help Center for more information about the types of accounts we verify.

As far as I can tell, the account complies 100% with the random crap in that "Help" article.

Especially hateful is the fact that replies to this email are blackholed. There seems to be no mechanism to ask "WHY?", which is presumably by design. And then they make you wait another month before submitting again, with "But WHY?" appended to your request.

"At this time" my ass.

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DNA Lounge update

DNA Lounge update, wherein the Clownpocalypse is nearly upon us.
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Adobe Riiiiiiiiick!

@p01arst0rm:

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A VULNERABILITY MORTYYYYYY!! IM ADOBE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!


@KSI_SYN:

I HAVE A CVSS OF 9.3 MORTYYYYYY!! IM JAVA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!


@drwdal:

Hey Morty run me as admin

U uh why Rick?

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MACRO EXPLOIT, I'M MACRO RICKKKK

@purkkaviritys:

H-hey Morty! M-morty! I got myself into A-adobe security team and turned myself into a p-public key


@drwdal:

Hey Morty before you go home from Defcon can you do me a solid and turn me over

Oh...Okay Sure Rick...

AAANND , SEALED INDICTMENT RICKKKK


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Nope.

Nope.

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Beauty Warriors

Evija Laiviņa: These products promise instant cures to almost all beauty problems; they fight "problem zones" and promise to cure problems without surgical intervention.


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Bernard Black Motivational Posters


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Tag: balls.

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My worst Folsom vision was a pint of inflated scrotum.
I do not want to know what that means.
You totally know exactly what that means.
Damn you.
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Send

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Bad Hair, Incorrect Feathering, and Missing Skin Flaps

C.M. Kosemen:

Our world is full of unique animals that have squat fatty bodies, with all kinds of soft tissue features that are unlikely to have survived in fossils, such as pouches, wattles, or skin flaps. "[...] "The biggest thing is teeth and facial fat. Readers have to be aware that all dinosaurs they see in all media, and especially in popular culture, seem to have their heads flensed. They've always got these weird grins with only the teeth visible." As he points out, most animals have lips and gums and lumps of facial fat that change the profile of the head, and cover the teeth.

These are swans. Note the distinctive murder-spikes!
This is a baboon.
This is a hippo.
Honorable mention.

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jwz mixtape 187

Please enjoy jwz mixtape 187.

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Current Music: as noted

A Secret History of the Pissing Figure in Art

The fact is, a river of piss runs through art history.

For centuries, painters and sculptors have depicted the act of urination. Men piss. Women piss. Most of all, young boys piss, so much so that scholars assigned a Latin term, puer mingens, to their ubiquitous appearances. Now Jean-Claude Lebensztejn, a French critic, has written "Pissing Figures, 1280 -- 2014," a genealogy of the pisseurs and pisseuses who haunt our canvases, fountains, and frescoes. The book, in a rangy, fluent translation from Jeff Nagy, is a record of what Lebensztejn calls our "diuretic fantasies" -- of the lore and lust surrounding urine, sacred and profane. [...]

They pissed into vases and basins and shells and conchs, onto snowdrifts and poppy husks and flocks of cupids. They pissed in the mouths and anuses of other boys, who themselves pissed in more mouths still. These were no ordinary boys. Spritely and seraphic, often winged and laurelled, they charmed their way into old churches, where they patrolled the transepts and friezes, pure of heart and full of bladder. [...]

Indeed, a boy's piss seems at some point to have crossed streams with holy water, becoming blessed with ablutionary powers. In Italy, Lebensztejn notes, "it is still customary, even today, to call an infant's intemperate pee acqua santa." [...]

Of course, the angels, being angels, feel no relief as they piss. They get their celestial jollies by raining a little holy water on us, but they know nothing of urination as a physical urge. If you want to enjoy some real salt-of-the-earth pissing, Lebensztejn reports, you have to skip ahead to 1600.

Please, Jesus, please let the pee tape be real. Amen.

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