Unsettling Dildo Of The Day:

5 years ago

1984 Dune Sandworm Toy: 13" poseable dong from beneath the desert surface.

"Although sandworms are feared by all on the planet Dune, Fremen Warriors have the ability to mount them and ride them into battle."

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Tags: movies, mutants, parts, perversions, space, teeth, tentacles, toys

11 Responses:

1. Geoff Smith says:

   5 years ago at 10:36 pm

   GOOD GOD

   • Yuma Tripp says:

     5 years ago at 11:56 pm

     I think you mean "Good God Emperor!"

   • Geoff Smith says:

     5 years ago at 11:57 pm

     If the spice flows for more than two hours seek medical attention

   • Yuma Tripp says:

     5 years ago at 11:57 pm

     Fear is the boner killer.

2. Emily Cronander says:

   5 years ago at 1:19 am

   Nope nope nope

3. Gary Stahlberg says:

   5 years ago at 6:30 am

   "Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you!"

4. Goya Solidar says:

   5 years ago at 7:15 am

   Kull Wahad! Gag and gauge time, all ye worshippers of Asherah...

5. jwz says:

   5 years ago at 12:33 pm

   Unsettling Dildo of The Day:
   

6. squaregoldfish says:

   5 years ago at 6:54 am

   Ribbed for her pleasure.

7. Lion says:

   5 years ago at 2:15 pm

   That's clearly a fleshlight.

8. Tmscott13 says:

   5 years ago at 4:28 pm

   Thank you for posting this, it beautiful traumatized an acquaintance whose father named her Chani. (and caused her to spit soup with a further comment "Tell me of the dildos of your homeworld Usul")