Unsettling Dildo Of The Day:

1984 Dune Sandworm Toy: 13" poseable dong from beneath the desert surface.

"Although sandworms are feared by all on the planet Dune, Fremen Warriors have the ability to mount them and ride them into battle."

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11 Responses:

  1. "Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you!"

  2. Goya Solidar says:

    Kull Wahad! Gag and gauge time, all ye worshippers of Asherah...

  3. squaregoldfish says:

    Ribbed for her pleasure.

  4. Lion says:

    That's clearly a fleshlight.

  5. Tmscott13 says:

    Thank you for posting this, it beautiful traumatized an acquaintance whose father named her Chani. (and caused her to spit soup with a further comment "Tell me of the dildos of your homeworld Usul")

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