Nothing is sacred anymore. Luckily, you can turn this unfortunate event into an interactive work of art by sticking an adhesive picture of naked female genitalia on the naked wall beneath the peeled part.
And you don't even get the press coverage you'd have gotten if they'd used that knife on another guest instead of the restroom.
I doubt he'd get any press coverage for a mere stabbing.
I wouldn't put my finger inside it...
Is that the album cover for Loverboy's GET LUCKY?
Was the graffiti part of the same damage or done separately (or I'm wrong and it's actually the decor)?
They thought they knew where you hid it, but either their guess was wrong, or they weren't determined enough to find what you've concealed.*
* No, just don't.