"If you're like me, the implications of this have been hitting you in waves. One minute you're numb, and the next minute you realize that Donald Trump, this man, will soon have access to the nuclear codes. Then maybe you get distracted by daily life until it hits you again, oh, our future president was supported by a former Grand Wizard of the Klan, and sixty million people voted for him despite that. And then maybe you finally manage to get some sleep. But then you wake up realizing, oh shit, the Supreme Court! [...]
Now, it has been wave after wave of nausea all week. I woke up on Thursday feeling fractionally better, but then I turned on the TV and saw Trump in the Oval Office with President Obama. And just look at the President's face there! He cannot believe what he's looking at either! [...]
And then you remember, Trump's going to be in charge of the military! And leaders there do not know what to expect. [...] Our President-Elect has, at various times, said he would bomb civilians, loot oil, and waterboard, which isn't so much a military strategy as the series of words that Donald Rumsfeld mutters so that he can stay hard while he's masturbating.
Look, Trump won this election. Which means he won the Electoral College, which for reasons I will never understand no matter how many times it's explained to me is how things are done. And many people, it's important to remember, many people are happy to see him in office. [...] But for the rest of us, we are faced with the same questions as a guy that woke up the day after a Vegas bachelor party, deep in the desert, naked, tied to a cactus and a dead clown.
Namely: how the fuck did we get here, and what the fuck do we do now?"
"It's true! That happened!"