Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.
The teenagers' mother, who reported the incident to the police, told newspaper Dalarnas Tidningar:
"They wore rubber masks depicting pigs' heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser."
A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.
The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled 'King' and 'Queen', were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet's waterwheel.
Headlines from the future.
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