Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens

The waterwheel in Insjön where the couple were seen having sex.
Headlines from the future.

Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.

The teenagers' mother, who reported the incident to the police, told newspaper Dalarnas Tidningar:

"They wore rubber masks depicting pigs' heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser."

A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.

The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled 'King' and 'Queen', were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet's waterwheel.

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6 Responses:

  1. 🎶Sex pigs! Isn't it nice, luring disco dollies to a life of vice!

  2. Shasta McNasty says:

    The Aristocrats!

  3. Swedes have their priorities right:

    “Pointing at someone with green laser can cause injury if it hits the eyes,” he told Dalarnas Tidningar.

    And their waterwheel sex could be considered sexual harassment if anyone took offence, he added.

  4. jer says:

    So it has begun.

  5. Ingmar says:

    At last, a computer game that prepares children for the real world.

  6. robert_ says:

    sex pigs, sex pigs, roly-poly sex pigs...

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