Nature finds a way.

I saw a girl get out her 12oz tube of sunscreen and take a shot from it. Those tubes don't unscrew, so it must have been tricky getting the leftover sunscreen out before putting the alcohol in. On the other hand, if you filled it with Malibu, would you be able to tell? Hey, maybe the recipe for Malibu is vodka "cask aged" in sunscreen bottles.

Nothing will beat the time a couple years ago, though, when these guys were passing around several boxed-wine bags - the big 2L or 3L ones. I asked them how they managed to smuggle those in and they said, easy: we just came to the park a couple days before they put up the fences, and buried them in the woods!

Drunkenness favors the prepared.

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11 Responses:

  1. Ross Grady says:

    Sadly, just the market filling a niche: https://jet.com/product/detail/1fb1f20f461c44ab842b80473c3db100

    • jwz says:

      The Invisible Hand of The Market raises a Toast of Friendship. That's beautiful. I still like my Malibu theory, however.

  2. Jim Sweeney says:

    Genius all around.

  3. Geoff Smith says:

    Poppin tampax in da clubz

  4. Jim Sweeney says:

    Upside: it warms up the brandy perfectly.

  5. phuzz says:

    They had to resort to burying their beer at Barthusrt in Australia when then were limited to only one crate of beer per person.