"One side, our side, sees a foul as being against the rules, and if you do it too many times you have to be removed. The other side sees fouls as things you're allowed to get caught doing twice, and if you don't, you aren't trying hard enough."
"So you're mad at Jimmy because you think his side cheats at life."
"Partly. Mostly I'm mad because I'm pretty sure his side is going to win."
-- Scott Meyer, Off to Be the Wizard