"One side, our side, sees a foul as being against the rules, and if you do it too many times you have to be removed. The other side sees fouls as things you're allowed to get caught doing twice, and if you don't, you aren't trying hard enough."
"So you're mad at Jimmy because you think his side cheats at life."
"Partly. Mostly I'm mad because I'm pretty sure his side is going to win."
Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.
The teenagers' mother, who reported the incident to the police, told newspaper Dalarnas Tidningar:
"They wore rubber masks depicting pigs' heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser."
A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.
The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled 'King' and 'Queen', were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet's waterwheel.