DNA Lounge: Wherein the planet has been ever so slightly hacked.

The payphone now has a mini-snarkatron attract-mode! Maybe now people will realized that it Does Things and isn't just a pretty face.

So many people go over to it to pose with it for photos, and when they pick up the handset they go "OMG it's ringing!!" and immediately hang up and run away.

Drilling a hole through a payphone is not easy. They built these things to take some abuse.