From: Violet Blue
Subject: my new nightmare can be yours now tooI'm a dick for sending you this, but at least I don't have to suffer alone.
Here's the skeleton head for the base of a sex robot in production by Realbotix, the V2 which is called "Nova"
One is supposed to put their penis into the hole lined with teeth.
Let me ruin sex for you some more. Here's a video of the head making facial expressions without makeup:
Found via The Early Makings of a Talking Sex Robot.
If you must inflict this on the public, I don't mind if you screencap/quote this email. I almost feel like people should be warned about the coming storm of vagina dentata roombatas, certain to hoover up everyone's interest to sex once they see how the sausage is ground (in their impending nightmares, of course), so I might post about it outside my Sex News roundup later today.
Gotta go stash weapons around the house now, BRB.
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Perhaps it can be used as part of this: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/patent-application-for-a-genital-operated-bathroom-door-locking-mechanism-to-help-protect-children
"Nova"? With that skull shape around the nose/upper lip, I'd have thought "Marge Simpson" would be more appropriate.
Surely "Marge Simpson" is already the name of some made-up sex act.
I gather this isn't the real Violet Blue.
That depends on what you mean by real. (Or were you making a sly reference to that?)