This week is your second-to-last chance ever to see Point Break Live! They're calling it quits on the whole production, which is tragic. But the 50 Year Storm is coming, so they're all headed to Bells Beach. The early show is almost sold out, the late show is going fast, and the closing shows next month have also sold quite a few already. Get on that: everybody loves a funeral.

I re-watched Point Break last night for the first time since before we started doing Point Break Live here three years ago, and I've definitely reached the point where I remember every line in that movie more from all the times I've seen Point Break Live than from all the times I've seen Point Break.

It really is an excellent action movie. And it contains the single greatest commentary on the Reagan Administration ever committed to film:

I also tried to watch the 2015 remake of it, and I didn't last ten minutes. Oh, man. On a scale of "one" to "even", I can't.