"Go light", I said.

"Think garnish rather than side salad", I said.

So this time he omitted the chicken wing from the skewer.

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14 Responses:

  1. Eric H says:

    Now I want to know where that was, and tell the waiter to go wild.

  2. Also no asparagus and only one green bean.... gotta make sure you get your rda of ridiculousness.

  3. Jim Sweeney says:

    More meatballs!

  4. Is that a pickle wrapped in a different pickle?

  5. Elusis says:

    Honestly, Jamie, sometimes it's like you're not even TRYING.

  6. Thomas Lord says:

    San Francisco bars have had a free lunch tradition since the Emperor's day.

  7. So alternatively, they might have:
    Added cashew milk,
    more cilantro oil or juiced lovage, less tomato,
    nonpoisonous luminol or a mini light in a springroll wrapper or something,
    lightweight recyclable carton...

  8. Richard says:

    A "What's on my Bloody Mary" tag is overdue.