Cold, Unfeeling Robot Arm Died For Your Sins

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11 Responses:

  1. Your own...factory...Jesus...

    • Nate says:

      I've always wondered what workers in other countries think as they spend so much time assembling things that are so pointless.

      "Hey, what does this thing do?"
      "Someone told me nothing, it's just a gift for someone to put on a shelf and never look at it again."

    • jwz says:

      It's actually pretty close to the right BPM, too. Verified in the field just now.

  2. robert_ says:

    Jesus saves... 10% with mail-in rebate.

  3. thx1138 says:

    Let us be thankful we have commerce.
    Buy more.
    Buy more now.
    Buy.
    And be happy.

    • Joker_vD says:

      Also, security! Kick that darn hippy out, he's flipping the tables over!

  4. robotic arm says:

    But I'm not cold or unfeeling!
    sob

  5. Perl Hacker says:

    I loves to eat little prophets,
    Little prophets I loves to eat.
    Nail they tiny hands down and
    Staple they tiny feet...

    (crudely adapted from Kliban, I think...)

  6. pi31415 says:

    assembly of god

  7. ssl-3 says:

    Silicon Jesus