Previously, previously, previously, previously.
I've always wondered what workers in other countries think as they spend so much time assembling things that are so pointless.
"Hey, what does this thing do?"
"Someone told me nothing, it's just a gift for someone to put on a shelf and never look at it again."
It's actually pretty close to the right BPM, too. Verified in the field just now.
Jesus saves... 10% with mail-in rebate.
Let us be thankful we have commerce.
Buy more now.
And be happy.
Also, security! Kick that darn hippy out, he's flipping the tables over!
But I'm not cold or unfeeling!
I loves to eat little prophets,
Little prophets I loves to eat.
Nail they tiny hands down and
Staple they tiny feet...
(crudely adapted from Kliban, I think...)
Oh well done, sir/madam.
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