11 Responses:

1. Jason Zentraedi says:

   7 years ago at 10:35 pm

   Your own...factory...Jesus...

   • Nate says:

     7 years ago at 10:02 am

     I've always wondered what workers in other countries think as they spend so much time assembling things that are so pointless.

     "Hey, what does this thing do?"
     "Someone told me nothing, it's just a gift for someone to put on a shelf and never look at it again."

   • jwz says:

     7 years ago at 12:55 am

     It's actually pretty close to the right BPM, too. Verified in the field just now.

2. robert_ says:

   7 years ago at 12:26 am

   Jesus saves... 10% with mail-in rebate.

3. thx1138 says:

   7 years ago at 4:57 am

   Let us be thankful we have commerce.
   Buy more.
   Buy more now.
   Buy.
   And be happy.

   • Joker_vD says:

     7 years ago at 7:11 am

     Also, security! Kick that darn hippy out, he's flipping the tables over!

4. robotic arm says:

   7 years ago at 11:36 am

   But I'm not cold or unfeeling!
   sob

5. Perl Hacker says:

   7 years ago at 12:03 pm

   I loves to eat little prophets,
   Little prophets I loves to eat.
   Nail they tiny hands down and
   Staple they tiny feet...

   (crudely adapted from Kliban, I think...)

   • Elusis says:

     7 years ago at 5:25 pm

     Oh well done, sir/madam.

6. pi31415 says:

   7 years ago at 5:13 am

   assembly of god

7. ssl-3 says:

   7 years ago at 9:28 pm

   Silicon Jesus