Apparently my homeowners' association is some kind of Eyes Wide Shut scenario these days.
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Pretty much every homeowner association meeting I've been to:
I WANT
PLAYSCAPES BELOW THE FENCELINE
I WANT
TRAMPOLINE NETS BELOW THE FENCELINE
I WANT
CARS PARKED IN GARAGE NOT ON THE STREET
Maybe they meant to say 'Bored members only'
Why do YOU suffer an HOA? You're jwz, n'est-ce pas?
Is this the passive-aggressive way they stage an intervention for "whoever is defacing the lobby"?
If they advertise the service a bit wider than your lobby, I imagine the revenue could nicely offset at least part of your maintenance fees.