What Happens When You Drink an Entire Bottle of Weed Lube

"I woke up with potato chips all over my body."

I woke up the next morning and cried at my boyfriend about how badly I didn't want to go to Disneyland, despite the fact that we had no plans to go to Disneyland that day or ever. After calming me down, he tucked me back into bed with a big bag of salt and vinegar potato chips and turned on Gilmore Girls. After hallucinating that Lauren Graham's face was morphing into Ryan Gosling's face for just a few seconds at a time, such that nobody besides me had ever noticed, I proceeded to nap for four hours. I woke up with potato chips all over my body, then asked my boyfriend to help wash me off in the shower because I didn't feel capable of doing that on my own. I also vaguely remember having a mild panic attack about the fact that I didn't know where our cat was. We don't have a cat.

The next few days are a blur of snacking and crying. There are 10 text threads on my phone that I don't remember typing and mysterious empty bags of Cheetos strewn about my apartment.

The Peril of Working with Psychoactive Drugs Is Accidentally Tripping

With the former, I began to notice something wasn't right on my walk home from the lab for a dinner break. The people across the street took on the appearance of a Mexican day of the dead festival. While Dock Ellis may be able to pitch a no hitter while under the influence of LSD, I was not as confident in my abilities to work on LSM-775 and rather than returning to the lab I decided to take the evening off."

"The evening was spent staring at a wall while periodically monitoring my vitals.

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'We Sell a Lot of Dicks': Inside a Factory Making Male Sex Dolls

The creators of the Vajankle are now making nearly life sized, meticulously crafted sex dolls for women.

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Circus of Death

Why has nobody made a movie based on The Human League's Circus of Death? Please get on that. (The first time I heard that song, I immediately decided it was actually about Nyarlathotep.)

"The last verse is a shortwave radio message from the last man on Earth."

Judges would also accept The Black Hit of Space.

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Superfriends

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