Previously, previously, previously.
Currently reading: "The Sex Sphere", Rudy Rucker
It was difficult, but I mana-- oh, who am I kidding.
I eat a burrito stuffed with liver and onions with one hand, and with the other hand I pray; Reciprocatingly; A thousand times a minute, until the burrito is gone, or I am done praying for the moment.
Alas, I didn't succeed at fapping to this but I'm pretty sure Michel Gondry did...