I hate to go Full Godwin, but striping a tree of its ornaments on Christmas Day is absolutely the Grinchiest thing I have ever heard of.
This town needs an enema.
Well that's a hell of a project.
Your ongoing interest in tunnel boring machines is starting to make more sense.
One wonders what would have happened if you'd used a label-maker to apply labels to the ornaments.
It's a shadow war on Xmas.
Demand a copy of the surveillance tape to see who stole your property. Isn't that why you have cameras?
It's the principle of the thing... i
I think Malachi Kenney is right after all you own a small portion of those surveillance tapes... Find out who took your holiday decorations
I'm appalled at their lack of holiday spirit.
Do it again, but with UV pens, and some kind of hacked in blacklight!
What's the worst that can happen?
(Yours balls were amazing, I could barely take my eyes off them)
I find your buildings lack of a sense of humor disturbing.
More proof of the War on Christmas!
I taped this to the wall next to the tree on my way out this evening:
I get the feeling that some tenants in my building wish the lobby had the option to disable public comments.
Maybe if you installed a herp derp plugin, they'd relax a little?
+1 UV lamps and blacklight pen
Next time: a light coating of non-drying anti-climb paint.
anti-seize liquid is both a beautiful, decorative silver and nearly impossible to remove from hands.
It is indeed beautiful, but you must be using the wrong soap.
I assume suspect #1 is the same person who kept removing your additions to the sign.
isn't saying 'dude' a bro thing?
Are you, like, a brogrammer?