Never drink alone again, I suppose.
Aww, cutest alcohol flush reaction ever. (Also, I think your FB-auth integration is borked.)
Both the FB and OpenID plugins stopped working with the latest WordPress upgrade, so I turned them off.
Now it needs a way to move around and a better grabber so that it can drive around the table hoovering up any unattended booze.
You might need a camera above the table to spot the drinks and for pathfinding.
One shot closer to humanity.