CONET Barbie


They'd recorded some unstoppably perky young woman reciting kids' first names, Aaron, Abbot, Abby, Abigail, Adana, Adena, in an upbeat barbie-girl voice, every single one.

There were seventeen thousand of them.

To my knowledge, nobody has ever listened to the whole thing.

Of the six attempts I'm aware of, four were called off when the death threats started, one due to the near-breakup of the couple making the attempt, and one person drinking themselves to unconsciousness at about the 90 minute mark. I'm not saying that to make a joke. I'm telling you because this is real and it's an SCP-grade psychic biohazard. No highly esteemed deed was committed here; this is not a place of honour.

For your listening pleasure: here it is.

Update: Yessssss, someone made a Youtube video!

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9 Responses:

  1. Chas. Owens says:

    Sadly, the file is hosted on Google Drive and they have blocked access to it because it was too popular. It needs to be made into a YouTube video. Bonus points if the video shows the name being said.

  2. Job says:

    That gif makes me think of this wonderful video that was shown on a Dutch television show for six-year olds:

  3. Jon says:

    Youtube video has been made by someone.

  4. ChrisB says:

    "How bad could it be?", I thought. I made it as far as Adeline, what a weakling.

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