You're napping in a backyard hammock. You wake to find a sparrow perched on your chest. It has a semi-erect human penis.

You're on an airplane. Over the intercom, the pilot announces he's leaving the cockpit to fight you. Your wife looks away.

You're in a darkened theatre. From the row behind you, Jeff Goldblum leans forward and quietly asks if you'd like to swap gum.

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One Response:

  1. Nate says:

    Really tough to figure out the right answer here.

    I love Liartown USA

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