Fucking Pepper the Robot is strictly prohibited by the EULA

Prohibited matter: Robotics Corporation determines by an act I suppose you shall not:

(1) any act in violation of the laws and regulations, acts contrary to public order and morals [...]

(4) act for the purpose of sexual or indecent act, or encounter with the opposite sex unacquainted Act for the purpose of and companionship

(5) Advertising of commercial, act of sending spam e-mail [...]

(8) act of disseminating false information

(9) stalking

(10) The act of impersonating the Company or a third party

(11) providing a criminal act or criminal act, and auxiliary to or foment act

(12) profit sharing and other cooperation acts against antisocial forces [...]

(18) Any other activities that the Company deems inappropriate

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7 Responses:

  1. Jef Poskanzer says:

    "Encounter with the opposite sex" - um, what sex is that?

  2. James says:

    "profit sharing and other cooperation acts against antisocial forces"

    WAT

  3. Skeletor says:

    HA! If they think their puny EULA can stop me from fucking their robot, they've got another thing cumming.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzUop6ULqw&t=4

  4. ahoo says:

    Well, the language they use, also makes it sound as if it's not allowed to use Pepper to impress someone of the opposite sex with the intent to fornicate. Whether that makes more or less sense is a different matter.

    Gay people are in the clear though!

  5. k3ninho says:

    Earlier today, I couldn't work out what the pun name is for the sort of Turing Test where you aren't masturbating with a complicated sex toy but instead having sex with a robot -- all the consent and mutuality of proper fucking is a different thing to getting oneself off.

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